Stop with the Jimmy-legs!

I realize it might be a bad habit. And I realize you probably do not even realize it, but PLEASE STOP WITH THE JIMMY-LEGS!! You are shaking the entire floor and my monitor shakes along with it. It's bad enough you stare at me every time you come back to your desk but now you have to be irritating without even trying.

Bravo, a$$hole. Bravo.